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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon rides a bike (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

stfu nerd
My mom has lost a ton of weight and im v proud of her 😡

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Okay I'm sorry that was mean

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I meeeeaaan, she lost that actual ton before you started biking her around and she’s still somehow fat. Someone had to say it. You shouldn’t apologize.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

you better watch out
my dad is microsoft and he will delete your account

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Plz dont im so srry. I bag ur 4givness. I hav sweet ethral fools cristal sord in d2. I wil giv it 2 u. My mom wil kil me if I get a nother virus. She mite blame my dad and devors him. Plz. I bag of u!