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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 98 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (37 children)

1 gal of gas: ~29k calories - $4.609
~29k calories of rice: ~$600 <-- sus math btw 🤔

It's simple: drink the gas.

 

okay, update:
my math was wrong. new cost of rice: ~$11.5 (ordering in bulk)

CONCLUSION
Drink the gas.

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (16 children)

Yeah but I don't have to carry an actual ton of weight on my bike.

Except when I'm taking yo mama home after date night

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 17 points 6 months ago (4 children)

stfu nerd
My mom has lost a ton of weight and im v proud of her 😡

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I meeeeaaan, she lost that actual ton before you started biking her around and she’s still somehow fat. Someone had to say it. You shouldn’t apologize.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

you better watch out
my dad is microsoft and he will delete your account

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Plz dont im so srry. I bag ur 4givness. I hav sweet ethral fools cristal sord in d2. I wil giv it 2 u. My mom wil kil me if I get a nother virus. She mite blame my dad and devors him. Plz. I bag of u!

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