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JD Vance Awkwardly Retreats After Bizarre Attempt to Storm Harris’ Empty Plane (www.thedailybeast.com)

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JD Vance briskly marched up to Air Force 2, Kamala Harris’ plane, planning to give political reporters a show as he confronted the vice president uninvited on Wednesday. His power-play dreams, like most of his chaotic veep run, were immediately thwarted once he realized Harris was not present. “I just wanted to check out my future plane,” Vance told campaign reporters gathered on the tarmac in Wisconsin.

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[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think Bert kreisher, if he was on SNL, would be a great couch fucking JD Vance.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Only because kreishers complete inability to be funny would further twist the knife on vances awkwardness.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

yes but of course he'll laugh about it.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

But he has no shirt. It's so funny because all the other comedians wear shirts.