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Anon gets banned from Walmart (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kacarott@aussie.zone 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Honestly her liking him or just pretending is irrelevant. Start by learning "offering to rub someone's feet (or any other somewhat intimate touching) is NOT a good way to flirt, even if they do like you!"

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Well he learned that this time lol

Though I gotta say banning him from the store seems excessive

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We only have one side of this story, and the source is an anonymous 4chan user, you wanna bet there are some details missing?

[–] jzzvid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

Probably a majority of the details.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 10 months ago

Well he learned that this time lol

It's 4chan, so, no he didn't

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Yes, that too!