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Anon gets banned from Walmart (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 3 months ago (17 children)

Poor guy, gotta start somewhere though.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 73 points 3 months ago (16 children)

Start by learning, "retail employees have to act friendly and be nice to you. It has nothing to do with their actual feelings."

It's good practice for "women often have to act nice to men they don't like, because they're afraid of being harmed by them before they can get to safety."

[–] Kacarott@aussie.zone 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Honestly her liking him or just pretending is irrelevant. Start by learning "offering to rub someone's feet (or any other somewhat intimate touching) is NOT a good way to flirt, even if they do like you!"

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Yes, that too!

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Well he learned that this time lol

Though I gotta say banning him from the store seems excessive

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We only have one side of this story, and the source is an anonymous 4chan user, you wanna bet there are some details missing?

[–] jzzvid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

Probably a majority of the details.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago

Well he learned that this time lol

It's 4chan, so, no he didn't

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