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Anon is a soyboy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Doesnt cowmilk also actually have estrogen in it? Making it even more ironic?

[–] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Also cheese, eggs, meat, and even our environment due to waste products (feces, urine) generated by animal farms.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fml, guess no more feces and urine for me, what the fuck am I gonna eat?

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

!C U M!<

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Yep. Mmmmm... Yummy hormones. Also delicious nipple pus.

[–] gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

my ma once said that because milk has estrogen in thats the sole reason why trans girls exist :(

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 2 points 3 months ago

My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You know what's great about nipple pus? You can make bacteria eat it down, then eat the resulting bacteria shit!

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago

Add some fungus to that bacteria shit, and that's my favorite. Pair that with a yeast shit water, and it's heaven.