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Anon pretends to be a girl online (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 70 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Pretending to be a girl for free handouts in MMOs was peak metagaming.

[–] ValorieAF@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago

And then there's us that pretended to be a girl in MMOs not for handouts, but because it turns out we're trans

[–] BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I had a friend get a fucking voice changer just to keep the lies going when he did that in D&Donline. It still irritates me that it actually worked. Dude was rolling in gifts and invites.

[–] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Egg in real life? How far did he take it? Did he wear a cat-ear hairband, slather himself in oil, and meow?

[–] BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org 1 points 2 months ago

What? No. Like a popo man pretending to be a kid, he was only doing it to get the shit he wanted.