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[–] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

if lineGoUp {

    CollectUnearnedBonus()

} else {

   FireSomePeople()
   CollectUnearnedBonus()

}

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think we need to start a company and commence enshittification, pronto.

[–] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This company - employee owned, right?

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'm just going to need you to sign this Contributor License Agreement assigning me all your contributions and we'll see about shares, maybe.

[–] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Yay! I finally made it, I'm calling my mom.

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 0 points 2 years ago

I love how even here there's line metric coding going on