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[–] ChocoboRocket@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They're a moron spending money on Trump NFT's. Imagine the poor soul who gets the part of the suit that was Diaper adjacent.

$1,500 might also be considered a steal for a portion of cult leaders authentic shit stained garb.

At first I thought "what's next, Trump's on OnlyFans?" which was funny until I realized he'd probably get millions of dollars every day from it.

We're talking about a man who has a cult running around wearing diapers outside of their clothes with 'real men wear diapers' shirts, right?

They'd pay triple for the shit stains.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago

Trump's on OnlyFans?