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An Austrian surgeon allegedly let his teenage daughter drill a hole in a patient's skull.

Following a forestry accident in January, a 33-year-old man was flown by air ambulance to Graz University Hospital, Styria, southeastern Austria, with serious head injuries, according to Kronen Zeitung, an Austrian newspaper.

He needed emergency surgery, but the doctor allegedly let his 13-year-old daughter take part in operating on him.

The newspaper reported that she even drilled a hole in the patient's skull.

While the operation was said to have gone off without issue, the patient is still unable to work and investigations by the Graz public prosecutor's officer against the entire surgical team are continuing.

It wasn't until April that an anonymous complaint was logged to the public prosecutor's office about the allegations, the newspaper reported.

The alleged victim initially learned about the case in the media before later being told by authorities he was a witness in an investigation.

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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 228 points 2 months ago (6 children)

...bro what the fuck was everyone else in the OR doing? Craniotomies take a full team of people, and every single person in that room should have lost their shit when a 13 year old got anywhere near it, let alone scrubbed in to the damn surgery and fucking practice medicine.

Why didn't the nurse unplug the thing? Why didn't the tech cut the fucking cord? Why didn't the anesthesiologist scroll more aggressively on his iPad??

This story represents a metric shit-ton of failures, not just the surgeon/daughter.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 112 points 2 months ago

I like how hating on anesthesiologists is universal. Thank you for the chuckle.

[–] stefounet123@lemmy.world 88 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Maybe the ananymous report came from a member of the staff. I suspect that the kind of doctor who allows his unqualified daughter to operate on a patient is also an asshole to whom it is hard to say no as a subordinate.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

So an average surgeon

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

I suspect that the kind of doctor who

Badabadam badabadabadabam oooooweeeeoooooo

[–] Bookmeat@lemmy.world 65 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's only brain surgery, not rocket science. You can calm down 😅

[–] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 months ago

Workplace politics, the surgeon is likely an asshole who shoves shit down the throat of anyone who disagrees with him.

[–] Disgracefulone@discuss.online 7 points 2 months ago

Bold of you to assume she scrubbed in and didn't just put her flaming hot Cheetos down and jump in

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Real answer: the drills are battery powered, there's no cord to cut (sometimes)