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Bidet anyone? (lemmy.ml)
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[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I mean to tell you that I'm that regular. Once in the morning and I'm done until tomorrow.

And yes, I wash my body every single day. Are you telling me the paragon of asshole cleanliness that is Europeans doesn't?

God Europeans are so eager so shit on all of us. Is it the orange monkey we elected? Is that what did it?

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What happens when you take a shit away from home?

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Owning a bidet isn't going to do anything for you when you're shitting outside of the house tho.

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Portable bidets have entered the chat

[–] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I believe they looks for a fountain ⛲ or a 💨 river in some woods while hunting ducks to shower so long as they don't wipe it's all good same shit with measurements anything is a measurement tool unless if it's in the metric system

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world -4 points 2 months ago

Go choke on a two ounce kinder egg

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wet wipes

[–] i_am_tired_boss@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is literally plumbing genocide. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[–] terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only if you flush them

[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

So you leave poopy wipes in other people's bathroom trash cans?

USonians will go to any lengths to avoid spending $30 to keep their butts clean.

[–] uberstar@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

funny thing is, which shouldn't need mentioning, but here we are, you end up spending a lot more over time that you otherwise could've saved with that $30 bidet (because yeah, consumable products).