When people think a bidet is stupid, I always ask: If you had poop on your arm, would you clean it with water or just wipe it with a dry towel and call it a day?

Not to mention it's less irritating for ur bum

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)

lick it off like a cat

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If only

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey, that's mine. You can't have it.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

🥺👉👈

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 years ago (13 children)

This question shows that people can have differing standards of cleanliness and it's OK. Because the answer is "would you spray your arm with water only or would you use soap?" Bidets don't use soap, so with either bidet or paper you can still feel dirty until a shower, it's just what level of dirty you're willing to accept.

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[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (10 children)

Hey, fellow Spuds fan. I have a similar one but it's: "If you smeared peanut butter on the outside of a watermelon but wiped it off with dry toilet paper, wouldn't you expect it to still smell like peanut butter?

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[–] davel@lemmy.ml 75 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Three seashells and a poop knife was good enough for my pappy and my grandpappy and his pappy before him, and it’s damn well good enough for me & my sons.

[–] UniversalFlamingo@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wish I could upvote this twice.

[–] randomuser38529@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Gifting mine in your name, I got your back.

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[–] Sundial@lemm.ee 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Such a huge difference in cleanliness when using these.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Everytime I travel I wonder how the godless savages live like this

[–] Sundial@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

A lot of middle eastern countries have these at hotels.

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[–] Cyanocobalamin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (13 children)

Wouldn't recommend. I bought a Kärcher brand one some time ago, it had too much pressure. Got my butt cleaned to the bone though.

Edit: I appreciate the advice about pressure, but folks, I was joking about power washers 😆

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I come for the clean bum. I stay for the surprise enema.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 years ago

My bidet BLASTS my bits and I love it. I’m ALWAYS bits-clean.

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

You need to use the valve to adjust the pressure. They're also not all the same.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I like a diesel-fired Hotsy, myself.

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[–] AuntieFreeze@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Bidets fuck hard.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Shat as far as what now?

[–] InstructionsNotClear@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago

I highly recommend the rinseworks bidet. It is designed much better than the one from the pic. You don't have to shove your entire hand in the toilet to use it. https://rinseworks.com/

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Sorry. You are all primitive peoples if not using a toto.

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago

i mean if your bidet doesn’t even have wifi what are you doing with your life

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[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yes, and if you don't have this, use one of these

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