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[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You've never used one and it shows.

[–] mub@lemmy.ml -1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have. A bunch of times. They are in most of the hotel rooms I stay in.

[–] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Then you don’t use it well. Which is fine, it took me a while to get used to mine and use it effectively.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz -3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

it's water. what do you think is "using it well"? the only way to properly sanitize an asshole is drench it in water and use a little soap. Change your diet several days beforehand if you want to have fun down there.

[–] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unironically, positioning, pressure, and time. It took me a while to be fine with the pressure needed to actually clean anything, let alone letting it stay on long enough to thoroughly clean. Plus you gotta angle yourself so everything gets clean.

Saying “it’s water” proves you don’t know enough, which explains why you’ve had a bad experience. No shame in that, like I said it took me a while. Stick with it, it’s worth it.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

nope no bad experiences over here. i'm familiar with the whole water versus butt situation. i think a bidet is fine but i don't want to walk out of the restroom with a wet butt, unless it's Wet Day. so regardless of bidet or no, i would prefer some sort of towel or soft paper.

[–] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

That’s why you dry after lol. And again, you simplifying it so much is telling on yourself. That’s no problem but know that if you stick with it you may end up having a better experience.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

so you dry your ass after using a bidet? paper or cloth?

[–] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Whichever, people use either.

[–] optissima@possumpat.io 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I use one and have IBS with issues as you describe. The bidet is miles better, and previous to that I had to use wet wipes because TP wasn't even as effective as that. You're using it incorrectly if you think it's less effective than paper.

[–] mub@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't think it is less effective. I tthink it is more efficient but isn't perfect.

[–] optissima@possumpat.io 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Again, you don't seem to have these problems to know and I do.

[–] mub@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Congratulations. Tell you what, I'll send you pictures next time I use a bidet.

[–] optissima@possumpat.io 1 points 2 months ago

I will say, the first bidet was cheap and bad. It didn't clean effectively and didn't have water pressure options, which I think are required for a good experience.