You mean to tell me that you rather wash your whole body every single day once or twice wether it's summer or winter wether you left the house to do any activity or stayed at home all of this commitment just so you don't give in and use a bidet. God Americans y'all are so special.

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (10 children)

I mean to tell you that I'm that regular. Once in the morning and I'm done until tomorrow.

And yes, I wash my body every single day. Are you telling me the paragon of asshole cleanliness that is Europeans doesn't?

God Europeans are so eager so shit on all of us. Is it the orange monkey we elected? Is that what did it?

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (9 children)

What happens when you take a shit away from home?

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Owning a bidet isn't going to do anything for you when you're shitting outside of the house tho.

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Portable bidets have entered the chat

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