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[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 79 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Fetlife, my man. You're fishing in the forest, bud. There's a chance your hook lands in a river, but you're better off hitting up a dock.

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’ve checked out fetlife once or twice. The sub man to dom woman ratio is like 10 to 1, so good luck.

[–] Mrderisant@midwest.social 10 points 10 months ago

Yeah but putting your fetishes on there is normal behavior. I'm on it. Unfortunately everyone who contacts me is trying to cheat on their SO's.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The only water in the forest is the river

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but there's a lot more land than river, so if you're standing in a forest and casting randomly, there's a tiny chance you get a river. If you are fishing at a dock, though, the likelihood of casting into water (and catching fish) is... well, significantly higher.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was referring to this but yeah, it's a bit obscure and off context here.

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

OH! Man, can't believe I missed a Doctor Who reference.