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Anon doesn't like reddit (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Goes to Google and types in a search

Reddit
Reddit
Forum post that links back to Reddit
YouTube that's just a bunch of screenshots of Reddit over an automated voice
Reddit again

Why won't my ex leave me the fuck alone?

[–] atocci@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Reddit actually solved that problem for me by blocking themselves from appearing in Bing search results.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Christ, don't make me switch to Bing.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just switch to Duck Duck Go. It's Bing with less spying on you.

[–] Sleipnir@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Either DuckDuckGo or Startpage both are quite decent and serve the same purpose.

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Im on searxng so i still see reddit but i dont comment or post.

[–] bitwolf@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ahh that explains why Ecosia has remained so pleasant to use. Bing can't scrape it anymore 😅

[–] Buttflapper@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Goes to Google and types in a search
Reddit

Reddit

Forum post that links back to Reddit

YouTube that’s just a bunch of screenshots of Reddit over an automated voice

Reddit again
Why won’t my ex leave me the fuck alone?

Oh boy... Just wait until they go full into Gemini. They're starting to use Gemini and AI in general for search capabilities.

[–] scbasteve7@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I've long since stopped using Google. Theres not any search engines I've found that mimic Google in its height, but many of them are better than what Google is now. Even bing.