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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon misses something (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] frezik@midwest.social 48 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Here, I'll make a lot of you oblivious folk feel better about yourselves. I've been propositioned at a house sex party and I was still completely oblivious.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I once had a girl say "when am I going to get to feel that cock of yours inside of me?" and I somehow missed her intent.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

I went skinny dipping with a coworker after work. The thought never crossed my mind. I thought we were just doing dumb stuff. Ten years later is when I realized that I am stupid.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I once didn’t notice a topless woman sitting on me was flirting.

Wait shit that may have happened multiple times, though the second one I think realized he was a guy a few months later.