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‘It’s okay to poo at work’: Australian health department praised for tackling taboo with humorous campaign (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 2 months ago by tarsisurdi@lemmy.eco.br to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Was it ever not OK?

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[–] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 107 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

That's why I poop on company time

[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 66 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Boss makes a thousand, you make a buck.

Go steal the catalytic converters off the company truck.

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

CEO pay is 344 times the average worker's, grab the pitchforks and torches we have a mob to form.

Sorry, I don't have a cutesy rhyme.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Boss makes $3.44, I make a cent. Sharpen the guillotines, cause I can't pay my rent.

[–] undefined@links.hackliberty.org 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel like “dollar” would’ve been smoother than “$3.44” but great rhyme nonetheless.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Could just round to "3 dollars"

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

We'll workshop it on the way to the office

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 29 points 2 months ago

I say I'm sick, boss doesn't care

That's why I squirt a shit all over his chair

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

BOSS MAKES A TWENTY, I GET A BUCK

NOW I SMOKE CRACK IN THE COMPANY TRUCK

[–] kirk781@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

poop on company time

Amazon intensifies

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 10 points 2 months ago

Hopefully, one day, Amazon will allow their drivers to poop into bottles...