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[–] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 107 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (10 children)

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

That's why I poop on company time

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 29 points 2 months ago

I say I'm sick, boss doesn't care

That's why I squirt a shit all over his chair

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