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[โ€“] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The "tendies" thing ("nuggies" too) is so cringe to me, even more than Redditors and "le bacon". It's so easy to heat up frozen, pre-breaded chicken, and all these greentexts present it as though "being able to cook" (read: can put frozen food in an air fryer) is the pinnacle of love languages.

Can we make Lemmy lentils a thing or something? We're already obcessed with beans I guess, feels like we need our own stupid food meme gimmicks to compete.

[โ€“] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love lentils ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ

[โ€“] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

be you

wake up

cast spell

big bowl of lentils!

post lentils to lemmy

joy for all

[โ€“] Wildly_Utilize@infosec.pub 8 points 2 months ago

lentils are awesome!

[โ€“] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We love beans? Did I miss the memo?

I'm down for beans, especially garbanzo beans/chickpeas since it's easy to make into hummus, which goes with everything.

Do you know what the difference is between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

Iโ€™ve never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.