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Anon falls in love (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 236 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Who else was waiting for the plot twist? I thought she dumps him because his voice sounds like a drowning pig in panic or so... :'D

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 52 points 10 months ago (1 children)

After my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How do you suddenly gain that ability? Are there implants for smell as well? Or did they extract some lego bricks that she stuffed up her nose as a kid?

[–] match@pawb.social 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

might've recovered from long COVID

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 10 points 10 months ago

As she apparantly liked roses before and now does no longer, I read it as 'she was born without the ability to smell'.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I misread the first twist as "she's dead" and thought anon's love life just took a turn for the worst.

[–] Disgracefulone@discuss.online 3 points 10 months ago

Missed a perfect opportunity to say something like "prancing pig in a panic".