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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 236 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Who else was waiting for the plot twist? I thought she dumps him because his voice sounds like a drowning pig in panic or so... :'D

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

After my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you suddenly gain that ability? Are there implants for smell as well? Or did they extract some lego bricks that she stuffed up her nose as a kid?

[–] match@pawb.social 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

might've recovered from long COVID

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[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 171 points 1 year ago (9 children)

If someone is deaf from birth and gains hearing from implants later in life, you whisper in their ear and they can't see your lips they won't understand because they have never heard the audio before. Is this correct?

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

In the beggining he said after a while she noticed or something like that so it means she had partial hearing loss.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Yes, but it’s not just deaf from birth people. Your brain has to wire itself to understanding the signals from the implant

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 141 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I like to think based on how this story is worded she always had implants but never knew to turn them up

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what if we all have implants but never knew how to turn them down?

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

a screwdriver does the trick, its a one time adjustment though

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 year ago

losing the user manual is a bitch

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 113 points 1 year ago (6 children)

So it’s fake because 4chan. But also it’s fake because even if you’re late deafened you need to learn how to hear after getting cochlear implants.

Also because it’s rare for adults fluent in sign language with a supportive network to choose CIs unless late deafened

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

what if they're both fat

the real question is if it's also gay too.

dont ask me i don't use four chan.

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[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 71 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This is fake, but not gay.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Turns out anon is a female

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[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Did Anon specify their gender?

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

CAN I BE OFFENDED ON ANON'S BEHALF PLEASE

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

NO, IM FINE. ITS ALLERGIES.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

WHO'S CUTTING ONIONS IN THE HOSPITAL?

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I never expect when greentexts hit right in the feels.

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago

Never knowing what to expect is the fun part of reading greentexts.

[–] sweetpotato@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This is really cute, but the first thing you should've said to her is the cheesy pick up line from the day you met her.

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"So, as I was trying to say..."

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[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Guy love deaf girl. Girl hearing fixed. Guy say he love her.

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago
[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I love wholesome greentexts

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 12 points 1 year ago

"just a little better" probably an understatement

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