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Anon falls in love (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 234 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Who else was waiting for the plot twist? I thought she dumps him because his voice sounds like a drowning pig in panic or so... :'D

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 51 points 2 months ago (1 children)

After my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How do you suddenly gain that ability? Are there implants for smell as well? Or did they extract some lego bricks that she stuffed up her nose as a kid?

[–] match@pawb.social 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

might've recovered from long COVID

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 months ago

As she apparantly liked roses before and now does no longer, I read it as 'she was born without the ability to smell'.

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