this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] sweetpotato@lemmy.ml 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

This is really cute, but the first thing you should've said to her is the cheesy pick up line from the day you met her.

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"So, as I was trying to say..."

[–] DeanFogg@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

Come here often?