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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon has a lucid dream (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Easiest way to know if you're lucid dreaming is to try some magic abilities. I usually try flying out of the window from room I were. This hasn't failed me yet. And anon definitely wouldn't get into this awkward situation with this either.

(only half of this is a joke)

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Until you jump out of the window and land face first on concrete

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thats why you just levitate a meter or so from the floor

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

i prefer shitting to the moon