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Anon wants more pizza (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When I used to go onsite, for me home was an hour to an hour and half each way, and most of my coworkers had a 45 mins drive home in traffic. I suspect that's why most do it. It's your only chance for solitude.

[–] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, I mean that this person is clearly not at work and free to go wherever to eat their pizza. I know eating in a car is uncomfortable so I'm just scratching my head at why the 4chan OP would want to eat a whole pizza in there.

[–] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Ahh yeah I see what you mean. Good point, I also find it uncomfortable, but its at the cost of letting your food cool off