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Anon solves a mystery (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let's assume OOP is an openly gay dude. That's why he has a profile pic on grindr (implied). The dude who's hounding him doesn't.

Suppose OP is roommates with a woman.

Suppose that woman is in a relationship with a guy who's bi/curious/closeted and is hounding OOP because he's seen him while visiting her.

That would make sense.

But I think it's just a punchline

[–] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whoa. Can we go deeper?

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's usually the opposite of what they say.

[–] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No no please. Continue.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Also something I hear very rarely.