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Yeah seems legit, "party of family values" - let's rent some women for your photoshoot. I wonder if they consulted Mike Pence's binders to find them.
Wasn't Mitt the dude with the lady binders?
Yep. Pence is the one with lady blinders, like a horse, to protect him from seeing things that might scare and confuse him.
Pence isn't allowed to be around women that are not his wife in a private setting.
It always bugged me that we never talked about the fact that Pence wouldn’t be alone with non-wife women because apparently every single woman, given time alone with Mike Pence would be unequivocally down to clown. The only question was whether Pence would allow the alone time to happen.
This weirdo calls his wife "mother".
God that's sick 🤢