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[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 64 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

mom kicks me out for being gay

find a sugar daddy

My reading tells me OP is a dude.

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah but that's where all this gender fluidity/ambiguity gets interesting. OP might be a trans-dude, so "she" (apologies for the hypothetical deadgendering but it's illustrative) would technically then be straight with no risk of butt defects (unless they did that of course) but with some risk of birth defects as he could then have been impregnated by his dad.

[–] BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Do we have a c/brandnewsentence 😂