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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon enjoys a quiet night at home (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 76 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Cougars in heat sound like a woman being murdered. Bigger louder sound than a fox. Terrifying if you don't know what it is, and a bit terrifying if you do.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I thought you were talking about women that like younger men, and that was confusing

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Their screams can vary in pitch and intensity.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

¿Por qué no los dos?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I wasn't confused until you pointed out this isn't what they meant.

Are there cat-girl women who like younger men living in rural areas?

No need to answer, I'm moving, let me get surprised.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I was thinking about rabbits, too, that get very vocal when a predator catches them.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Instead it’s just sin crouching at your door ❤️❤️