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Anon gets a pizza (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Next time you go back and pay them $20 for the pizza and pay back the owner the $20 he personally lent ya, thank him profusely and mention briefly that it was for the GF and he's now her hero.

Everyone gets a warm fuzzy, owner has $20 to use on next needy dude, we all get pizza.

Now I want pizza.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The owner was probably out less than $5 on the pizza if you're not counting opportunity costs.

Also, it was a $10 pizza, so I'm not sure where you're getting $20 from.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, just pay $20 next time and tell them to keep the change (tip jar or whatever).