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[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Always fun to say I'm my legal height and have guys get defensive about their height because it would mean they're shorter than they say they are. Maybe I round down a bit?

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The listed height on my driver's license (and probably passport?).

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

There's a height on your driving license?

I've never seen one on a passport.

[–] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 8 points 9 months ago

Yeah but at least where I am its self reported lol

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Yes. Also eye color is listed (despite there being a photo, making it seem kinda unnecessary). Also technically self-reported. So my legal eye color might be different than my actual eye color.

I don't check my passport often, so I just assumed it would have that same kind of info.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

You can also change your reporting of eye color too. (possibly even height) I know I did when they darkened