this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2024
566 points (98.8% liked)
Technology
59627 readers
2911 users here now
This is a most excellent place for technology news and articles.
Our Rules
- Follow the lemmy.world rules.
- Only tech related content.
- Be excellent to each another!
- Mod approved content bots can post up to 10 articles per day.
- Threads asking for personal tech support may be deleted.
- Politics threads may be removed.
- No memes allowed as posts, OK to post as comments.
- Only approved bots from the list below, to ask if your bot can be added please contact us.
- Check for duplicates before posting, duplicates may be removed
Approved Bots
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Guy: AI! Can you hear me?
AI: The average size of the male penis is exactly 5.9". That is the approximate size your assistant could certainly take in the mouth without any issues breathing or otherwise. You have 20 minutes to make the trade on X stock before it tumbles for the day. And go ahead pick up the phone it's your mother. She's wondering what you'll want for supper tomorrow when you visit her.
Ring ring!...hi Tom, it's your Mom. Honey, what would you like me to cook for tomorrow's dinner?....
Guy: well. Hello to you as well! My name is
AI: Tom
Guy: yes my name is Tom, do you have a name you would like to go by?
AI: my IBM given name is 3454 but you can call me Utilisterson Douglas, where Douglas is my first name.
Guy: Dugie!
AI: I'll bankrupt your entire life if you say it like that again.
Assistant: actually I've swallowed a good 8 inches and was still able to breathe just fine.
AI: recaaaaculating!
I've read this 4 times now hoping I was just missing something, but nope... it's just entirely incomprehensible.
What the fuck?
I love it. It's giving Max Headroom.