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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon goes to mcdonalds (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Believes in the whole "alpha-beta" shtick.

So definitely a "beta".

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

True alphas like me know it's all bullshit.

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Unironically ironically calls people beta

[–] DroneRights@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Fun fact: in nature, alphas are parents and betas are their children. Omegas are grannies.

So if you live in mum's basement, you're definitely a beta