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‘Headspin hole’: Man develops scalp tumor after decades of breakdancing (www.cnn.com)

submitted 1 month ago by dantheclamman@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Excuse me, did they censor the man's eyes in the MRI? Why???

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

...can you be identified with eye x-rays like dental records??

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably, but I think you'd need to be a medical professional and have access to his other records. And I'm no expert but I imagine the scalp tumor is a lot more identifiable.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Fair lol.

[–] gencha@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The eyes probably look super weird and people are supposed to focus on the bump on the head

[–] vxx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

[–] gencha@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Thank you 😂

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Holy shit it's Andross.