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If you think that's mad, your balls can taste spice! You can test this yourself by pouring hot sauce all over your genitals.
For uncut dudes, make sure you pull the foreskin all the way back. You gotta hit that mucus membrane with some capsaicin.
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Is that why bengay tastes like balls?
No, his balls just tasted like bengay and you developed a learned association.
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