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Anon has a back injury (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

For the curious, I did know someone who said they could do it. We didn't have long conversations about it or anything but he said all you need to know.

"It's more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked."

[–] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like a win win. Maybe I should work on getting more flexible.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Hey, aim for the moon, if you miss you still hit the stars! Or something.

Just please, please take it slow and stretch a LOT and don't force it, you can seriously maim your back if you force it. There's probably some yoga exercises you can look up online.

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Makes perfect sense! Like doing 69. Mouth grabs attention over genitals.