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[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 143 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (7 children)

Classmate in 7th grade while warming up for gym class stretched easily that way. One kid made the offhand comment "Hey, you can suck your own dick!" and flexible kid immediately yelled "SHUT UP!". Which told us all he'd done it.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If I could suck my own dick, I wouldn't ever leave the house.

[–] And009@reddthat.com 4 points 9 months ago

Pairs well with a choking fetish

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