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Anons are not happy with their names (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

The Thurman is easy to shorten, at least nowadays. Just add a thick drawl to the 'Thur' and say, "but everybody calls me Thor," and roll your eyes a bit. They'll laugh, tease you about it a bit because you got named after a comic book character, and then you won't be known as Thurman.

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I'm well aware that Thor did not originate in comic books. Thank you for reading my TED Sp(ew)Ed.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 month ago

Thursday is Thor's Day. Just say your name is Thur and a day of the week is named after you.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I knew a Thor in highschool. I think his name was actually Anthor? I could be wrong. Knew his brother also, named Mordecai. They had a lot more sibling I never learned their names. They were an...interesting family.

[–] Sc00ter@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

A kid in my kids class went by Thor.... short for Thorafin