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anon apparently also cant use google
People within the supposedly same religion can't agree on things all the time. It's entirely possible that his girlfriend's version of the religion is nothing like what op would find online, or even more likely, that ~~Apple~~ op would find multiple claims online that disagree with each other.
The thing about religion is if looking at the moon is against a religion, but some senior person in that religion really likes to look at the Moon, it'll suddenly be allowed.
"The Internet says you can look at the moon"
"Oh that's regular Navajo. I'm Fundamentalist Navajo. Also, fuck you for arguing with me about my religion. We're through."
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
I fucking love Emo Phillips.
Saw him and Weird Al in 2018. What a great show.
"Huh, interesting. Why aren't you supposed to look at the moon?"
Most people aren't psychopaths and actually enjoy sharing their beliefs if you ask in a respectful manner.
Then talk to her family about it? This really isn't that difficult...