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Anon goes on a double date (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 70 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I'm not sure why anon is making a big deal out of that. One time when I was on a second date, the woman told me that I seemed like quite a pessimist. I said "No, if I were a pessimist, I would never stop screaming." She didn't want to see me again but I still chuckle whenever I remember it.

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not sure why anon is making a big deal out of that.

This Anon doesn't seem like someone with a healthy attitude toward relationships...

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 16 points 1 month ago

4chan anon in shitty attitude to relationships shocker

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The horrors persist but so do I.

[–] shani66@ani.social 2 points 1 month ago

The Dude abides.