this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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"Realize fuck it, I can just ______, future me will have to clean it up" is technically true of literally anything that's physically possible. Excellent way to justify doing something.
Not if that thing is shooting yourself in the head.
In that case not even future you had to clean it up.
win-win!
That depends on your belief in the afterlife/reincarnation.
I know it's a joke and we are in the greentext community but still:
If you, the reader, or anyone you know might be suicidal, here is a place to start making life easier again, no pressure, only love.
May it be helpful to someone.
Leaving the game does not change the rules of the game.
Depends on if you live and have to clean up that mess.