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[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 87 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I recently got an email reminder to pay for a toll via an e sticker thingamabob on my car.

Problem: My car got stolen over a year ago.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The good news is that the thief has been taking good care of your car.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)