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Not just for kids: Goldfish crackers announces name change to appeal to adult snackers (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 4 weeks ago by oleorun@real.lemmy.fan to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 86 points 4 weeks ago (10 children)

They're temporarily renaming them "Chilean Sea Bass Crackers".

[–] proudblond@lemmy.world 46 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought you were joking. How is this not the Onion?

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 31 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

It's nottheonion 🙃

Edit: also it's marketing! It works. It got us talking about a snack product that no one ever talks about. We're doing it right now.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

i was just talking about goldfish two days ago

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I was just talking about Goldfish an hour ago when I got some Goldfish for me and my kid.

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I was just talking about Chilean Sea Bass and how much I detest fish in general!

This new name puts me off.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago

Unfortunately thinking about them dredges up memories of the taste of cardboard. So I will not be buying them.

[–] iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

And while I hate that, it isn't going to result in me buying any of said shit tier snack

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