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Not just for kids: Goldfish crackers announces name change to appeal to adult snackers (www.usatoday.com)

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[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago

As a millennial, I'm going to just not buy goldfish crackers for awhile because this is dumb.

But also I haven't been buying them because I'm on a diet and I could eat an entire gallon container in one sitting if left to my own devices.