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Essential for this Easter (file.coffee)
submitted 10 months ago by Zerush@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 48 points 10 months ago

I thought Lemmy didn't have targeted advertising!

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 33 points 10 months ago

Too risky having it hanging out like that. It could get caught on a doorway or squished against someone on a busy metro.

Only safe way to transport eggs on your person is up the butt.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 22 points 10 months ago (5 children)

It looks 3D printed.

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 17 points 10 months ago

It is, have made, does not fit jumbo eggs without resizing.

[–] ililiililiililiilili@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Does anyone have this STL? I'm, ummm, asking for a friend.

[–] Titou@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

Because it probably is

[–] xamirozar@lemm.ee 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Not Easter related but I prefer this holster.

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He's clearly got an egg holster right next to the Holy Sauce

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

real professionals keep an opened egg in their holster with the hot sauce already inside

[–] heavy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Heck naw brother, we eat on Easter too, that IS related

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Technology has gone too far

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ehhhhh....not far enough

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 points 10 months ago

It should also hold a magnum condom

[–] h05@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

That's even funnier in German because the German word for "eggs" ("Eier") is colloquially used as a synonym for testicles

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

In Spain too, eggs "huevos" is also used for testicles., but also "pelotas" (balls) is used. Direct for testicles also used cojones.

[–] Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

An egg? Back in my day we wore an onion on our belt!

[–] stewie3128@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

It was the style at the time

[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

I can finally finish my Gyro Zeppeli cosplay

[–] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

May I offer you an egg in this trying time?

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

In case you run into a friend during a trying time

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago

Taskmaster contestants: 👀

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 10 months ago

Maybe it's cause there is no banana for scale, but that egg looks huge... like an ostrich egg.

[–] Screamium@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

This would be OP in Monster Hunter

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Feels like we need to combine this next gen eggnology with AI

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 2 points 10 months ago

Eggnology is my word of the day

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Any recommendations for a good egg safe?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

okay but for serious Easter egg hunters, we're gonna need a belt that can hold like 30 of them. like a grenade holding belt. But for Easter eggs, y'know

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Also useful if you just happened to be driving through the Hobby Lobby parking lot and saw that skank Alicia’s car the day after finding out she met your kinda-boyfriend at that axe throwing place and they made out and left together.

[–] Jaderick@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Eggcellent for egging Nazis on the streets

[–] oDIRECTORo@lemmy.radio 1 points 10 months ago

Frank Reynolds approves. Frank Reynolds holding a Paddy's pub qegg

[–] dog_@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Makes me want to throw it at cars