this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2024
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[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Shawdow194@kbin.social 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Maybe find a source to upload that can credit the original author next time? Just making sure credit for good comics is getting to who it needs to

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You substantially overestimate the effort I'm willing to put into shitposting memes.

[–] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 8 points 7 months ago

I appreciate that you don't fuck around when it comes to defending your laziness.

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I didn't, got this from another source who did the cropping.

I may be a shitlord, and a purveyor of memes, but I am an honest one. How dare you besmirch my honor.

I demand satisfaction. Glove slap

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

A duel!

Very well, sir. I accept your challenge and propose we settle our dispute with rapiers at dawn. Let it be understood that the duel shall end upon drawing first blood. May the outcome be as fate decrees, guided by the will of the heavens.

[–] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

You can't get no...

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

bird panties drop to the floor

Birds just really don't have the hips to wear them. Plus the small sizes and poor representation in the fashion community, recipe for disaster. . .

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 5 points 7 months ago

Suspenders!

[–] RiQuY@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If a man ever introduced himself to me like this, I wouldn't say no.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Rude.

Botanists are passionate people; I know a lot of them

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I wouldn't say no

Ya may have read too quickly and missed the double negative. It seems that they would like relations with that bird... if that bird were were a person, and talking dirty botany to them

Edit: and all of botany is dirt-y, when you get to the root of it... I'll see myself out now

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Likely. I'm just waking up and haven't had coffee. Sifting though my Lemmy inbox.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hope you have a good morning though! I'm night shift, so I'm unwinding and 'bout to crawl into that sweet sweet bed

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 7 months ago

Thanks! Sleep well; it's tough on nights though. Thanks for also being pleasant to talk to, and not the typical Reddit troll who is unreasonable over small bits like this.

[–] Maven@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

The comic doesn't mention how MANY plants they can identify... Just that it's multiple...

"Yes... This is grass alright... And this one? Tree..."

Maybe even hit them with the classic "you can tell it's an aspin because of the way it is"