this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2023
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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 72 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This could be quite profitable if done right. Perhaps throw in a religious angle as well?

[–] ericbomb@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ooh Jesus would have spoken Aramaic, so speaking that and saying you spent a thousand years with him could work!

Arabic for meering Muhammad

Or speaking Greek and saying you sailed down the river Styx.

So many good options!

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 46 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Jesus would've spoken HWHAT? Jesus was a white man who spoke English!

[–] ericbomb@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

How DARE you respond with something far funnier than what I said!

[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 6 points 11 months ago

Thats obviously wrong. The bible is written in German.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Are there many Aramaic discord servers?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 42 points 11 months ago
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 52 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Far too much effort for a "little" trolling

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

a substantial amount of trolling

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 points 11 months ago

太多的拖釣

[–] Crowfiend@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

It's not supposed to 'make sense' in the way you're asking it to. You're just over-analyzing. It's just a simple (in concept) and fun idea that creates a fun/silly scenario to amuse someone.

Sometimes the simple fact that it does take a tremendous amount of effort to do is the best part. "Wait you did all this for a prank?! Respect to the commitment, crazy person, lol."

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 33 points 11 months ago

It's a shitpost on 4chan, don't think too hard about it.

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago

Sounds like a plan for insurance fraud