Lucky guy.
I pay extra for that.
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Lucky guy.
I pay extra for that.
Username checks out I guess
I was expecting
>then I hear a sound >Open my eyes >guy next to me says "Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?"
That woman? Todd Howard
"I don't see a problem here" - Chuck Berry
I like reading Google reviews for strip clubs in Detroit. There are some fantastic ones. One memorable review simply stated "Stripper farted on me." One star.