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[–] davel@lemmy.ml 93 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Someone reported this as NSFW, but I don’t see it. This is just Grandpa Simpson gumming a cucumber with his dentures out.

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 months ago

This somehow made it worse and now my gums hurt.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 35 points 6 months ago

Larry out here getting gummed on by grandpa Simpson over there.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is this how pickles are made?

[–] DigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

yes this is lacto-_ass_illus fermentation style. The anerobic environment allows for the production of _ass_etic _ass_id and lactic _ass_id which gives you that familiar tanginess.

[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I was recently thinking - is this like a real thing? Or is it more like a joke since cucumber looks the way it looks?

[–] qisope@lemmy.world 49 points 6 months ago (1 children)

try it out, see if it feels real or more like a joke

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 months ago

Help cucumber stuck in ass

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Ime, people who are curious about anal and want to try putting something up their butt aren't big enough to take cucumbers (or at least they think so, you're stretchier than you realize), and people who can take larger stuff have actual toys that are better in every way. Although, as improv dildos, they're actually not bad imo. Better than most everything else I tried when I was a curious butt noob

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Its not always a cucumber.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A cucumber is more inspicious than well...

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Did you just make up a word?

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I guess I did... I meant inconspicuous.

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think the word is perfectly cromulent but as the creator it falls upon you to define it

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Inspicious is a word you’d use to berate someone who is being instupituous.

[–] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Today I learned I'm a fabulous dish!

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Trying to imagine what a glitter infection tastes like. Sherbet? Custard, maybe?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 6 months ago

I hate it when that happens.

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

eaten raw

[–] voidnutcracker@feddit.de 10 points 6 months ago

Where can I get a kinky cucumber that does not judge me?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Hey she might actually be a fabulous dish. Hard to tell at this range

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

I love a good veggie salad toss!!

[–] Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Could still be part of a dish,tho. Delicious? I'll let you decide.